spots

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spots

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British slang for acne/zits/pimples.

The wider use of spots is that their presence in a person is a marker of immaturity, as witnessed by this crackling dialogue between James Bond (007) and M6’s new quartermaster (Q).

Q: It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship being ignominiously hauled away to scrap… The inevitability of time, don’t you think? What do you see?

James Bond: A bloody big ship. Excuse me.

Q: 007. I’m your new Quartermaster.

James Bond: You must be joking.

Q: Why, because I’m not wearing a lab coat?

James Bond: Because you still have spots.

Q: My complexion is hardly relevant.

James Bond: Your competence is.

Q: Age is no guarantee of efficiency.

James Bond: And youth is no guarantee of innovation.

Q: Well, I’ll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.

James Bond: Oh, so why do you need me?

Q: Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.

James Bond: Or not pulled. It’s hard to know which in your pajamas.

James Bond Q.

Q: Double Oh Seven.

Reference http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spot

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