Mormons with placebo syndrome
A term defined in the context of hip hop culture as the state of terminal unfunkiness; white people often have the placebo syndrome.
Examples of people or groups with placebo syndrome Celine Dion, Paris Hilton, the Osmonds, Mormons (image).
This is obviously not even close to a real syndrome. It is included here as the name implies a medical condition, which it clearly is not.