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Trademarked surrogate testes composed of a polypropylene homopolymer, which are implanted into castrated dogs, as well as cats, bulls, etc, on the premise that beasts have a body image that justifies this goofy procedure.
250,000 Neuticles have been sold since the product was launched in 1995, priced between $100 and $325 per pair. The website, neuticles.com, provides all ilk of silly rationalisations for sillier surgery. Where are our priorities, when we can justify spending more money for Fido to have fake balls to lick than we would feeding an African village for a month?