GYNAECOLOGY, URBAN LEGENDS
A pregnancy that (allegedly) occurs without vaginal penetration, originating from semen spilled outside the golden pathway
For a Mssr Sperm Y splashed ex vagina to actually score a goal, he would have to break free from the ejac pack, swim the tunnel to the cervix, penetrate the os, shimmy up the endometrium and slither across a fallopian tube and meet Mlle Egg X…
While most alleged splash pregnancies are probably urban legends, it would be interesting to follow the careers of infants born from legitimate splash-induced gestations. Are they track stars? Overachievers?